zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

(via givingblowjobs)

22,044 notes

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via givingblowjobs)

262,056 notes
You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond. (via shroomfairy)

(Source: the-psycho-cutie, via llttlemermaid)

201,017 notes
I dont understand how someone can be so addictive 12:42am (via nhude)

(via llttlemermaid)

14,268 notes
shit happens